The Dictatorship of Holy Moscow Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sergei Taboritsky with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.192 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Moscow Empirean economy, worth 301 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 137,595 Rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 931,693 per year while the poor average 7,484, a ratio of 124 to 1.

Many are questioning Sergei Taboritsky wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, and a Balder Tourist Association survey has rated Holy Moscow Empire #1 for number twos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Moscow Empire's national animal is the Two-Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox Church.

Holy Moscow Empire is ranked 11,265^th in the world and 874^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 144.87 kickbacks per hour.